I watched a neighbor spend six hours on a Saturday afternoon trying to troubleshoot a motion sensor that refused to fire. He’d bought the latest Haunted Candy Box Home Depot kit, thinking it was a "plug and play" afternoon project. By 8:00 PM, he had three different types of duct tape holding a plastic lid open, a tangled mess of 22-gauge wire tripping his kids, and a "jump scare" that was more of a "sad rattle." He’d spent $1
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